Someone stole the bathtub

I shit you not. Someone came between 2-3 am and stole the bathtub out of our yard. Derek woke up because he heard something and looked out the window in time to see a large unidentified object being loaded into a truck. I don't know if this is a blessing or a warning... At least we don't have to take it to the dump... And we'll be putting up that fence as soon as possible...