How to tranform formica into marble for $100

1. You have an ugly turquoise formica countertop.
2. You hate it.
3. You can't afford to replace it.
4. You paint it.


5. You buy a sea sponge and another color of paint and go to town.



6. You mix together the first and second color to create a third color (cuz you're too cheap to buy it) and you sponge on some contrast.



7. You sponge the original color over everything.



8. You dump epoxy polymer on top, spread it around, let it dry, and wa-la. Beautiful food-safe shiny marble countertops.

(If you get polymer on your dog, it will stay in his hair for approximately 2 months.)