The Landscaping Project

We begin this spring's landscaping project with several goals in mind:

1) Destroy and remove the giant concrete slab next to the house. Replace the drive and walk ways.
2) Remove the 2 storage sheds in the yard, previously used for voodoo sacrifice and housing illegals, respectively. (I am 100% serious.)
3) Remove and replace the existing lawn of weeds with a lovely lawn of grass.
4) Replace the front fence. Disguise the others.
5) Build a raised flowerbed.
6) Build a patio and arboretum.
7) Plant pretty flowers, bushes, and trees.

Here are the "pre" photos to give you an idea of what we're dealing with here.




Keep in mind we have never attempted any of these things at any point in our lives prior to now. Please only laugh behind our backs and not to our faces if we fail...